How Activated is your PUSSY?

How Activated is your PUSSY?

I discovered masturbation when I was 12.  Not just rubbing on my bike seat or pool jet, but holy shite, block the door, clumsy climax kinda thing. I remember it was the summer after 6th grade and everything was changing. We were moving from Michigan to Florida. I had...
Make Your Life Better than Pinterest

Make Your Life Better than Pinterest

Three years ago, I scrolled through my Pinterest app and pinned this image. I wistfully thought … Someday… when I have more money, or status, or less crazy kids. Or maybe that would just never happen, but ahhhhh if I COULD get the cajones to wear that,...